HORN/UNI — Hold $HORN. Get $UNI. A neon sunset over a bay, a unicorn moon in the sky, and a woman with a unicorn horn sitting on a rock with a laptop.

Buy $HORN. Get horny.

A Solana memecoin with a unicorn problem. $HORN is the ticker, $UNI is the pair.

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Pronunciation

HORN/UNI

/ˈhôrnē/  ·  contraction, Solana, 2026

  1. The condition of holding $HORN, a coin paired against $UNI.
  2. Said out loud, once, in a room with other people, at which point the joke stops being subtle and everybody stops pretending it was.
  3. Not that deep. See also: the nine drawings below.

The pair

Hold $HORN.
Get $UNI.

On stonkfun.xyz, every coin launches against another token — its pair. $HORN's pair is $UNI. The platform has a reward mode: a permanent fee on transfers, fixed at launch and never changeable afterwards, that pays out to holders in whatever the coin is paired against. Pair a coin against $UNI, and $UNI is what lands in holders' wallets.

That is the whole bit — and it happens to be a real, documented feature of the launchpad rather than something invented for a website. Horn is the ticker. Uni is the pair. Horny is what the two of them spell.

What we will not do is put a number on it. Payouts are a function of trading volume, and trading volume before a launch is fiction. The mechanism is built; the track record is not — stonkfun has not made a holder distribution yet, on any coin, to anyone. Anybody telling you otherwise is selling something.

There is
no chart

No price, no liquidity, no candle, no green line, no 24-hour change. There is a distribution meter, and right now it reads zero.

Distribution — $UNI paid out to $HORN holders

Awaiting launch
0.00 $UNI distributed
0 Holders made horny
0 Reward cycles
  1. Dormant
  2. Curious
  3. Interested
  4. Horn/Uni
  5. Irresponsible

This meter is wired to nothing, because there is nothing to wire it to. It starts moving the day $HORN launches, and not one minute before. Every figure on it will be a real number read off the chain, or it will sit at zero — and the needle converts that number into a mood, never into a price, a multiple or a rate of return.

Nine panels · one unicorn · zero restraint

The wall

Save them, post them, drop them in the group chat at an hour you will regret. That is what they are for. Tap any panel for the full image.

A woman in a HORN/UNI top holding a phone. Caption: I don't want your number. I want your UNI.
01I don't want your number. I want your UNI.
A woman at a desk of trading monitors. Caption: Feeling HORN/UNI. Might buy more later.
02Feeling HORN/UNI. Might buy more later.
A woman drinking from a unicorn cup. Caption: There are two types of people — HORN/UNI, checked; and NOT HORN/UNI YET, unchecked.
03Two types of people. You know which one you are.
A woman asleep on a unicorn pillow. Caption: DeFi summer made me HORN/UNI.
04DeFi summer made me HORN/UNI.
A woman with a unicorn pendant. Caption: Hold $HORN. Get $UNI. It's not that deep.
05Hold $HORN. Get $UNI. It's not that deep.
An illustration of a phone screen reading UNI Received, plus 12.420 UNI, overprinted with the words DRAWN, NOT DEPOSITED.
06A drawing of a phone. Overprinted, because it is a drawing.
A woman in a sweatshirt reading GOOD TRADERS GET HORN/UNI, facing a night skyline. Caption: Same degen, different UNI.
07Same degen. Different UNI.
A woman resting beside a stack of books labelled charts, espresso, UNI rewards, better decisions. Caption: a financially responsible amount of HORN/UNI.
08A financially responsible amount of HORN/UNI.
A woman in a pool at night holding a glass of wine, HORN/UNI written across the corner. Caption: The chart is up. So is morale.
09The chart is up. So is morale.

Panel 03 · participation

Pick a box

Specification

The facts,
such as they are
Ticker$HORN
ChainSolana
The pair$UNI
Venuestonkfun.xyz
Contract addressDoes not exist yet
WhitepaperYou are reading it
RoadmapLaunch. Be horny. That is the roadmap.
Audit statusUnaudited vibes
Minimum position sizeOne (1) sense of humour
Use of proceedsBeing horny, on chain, in public
ContainsNo yield, no promises, no smell

Disclosure

House rules

  1. $HORN is a memecoin. It does nothing, builds nothing, and returns nothing but conversation. A memecoin is a joke you can lose real money on, and both halves of that sentence are load-bearing.
  2. Nothing on this page is an offer, a security, financial advice, or a promise of payment in $UNI or anything else. No amount, rate, yield or schedule is stated anywhere here, because none is known.
  3. There is no contract address yet. Anyone handing you a $HORN contract address today is handing you somebody else's. When a real one exists it comes from @H0RNYONSOL first, and nowhere before it.
  4. Panel 06 shows a phone reading "+12.420 UNI". It is a drawing. Nobody has been paid, and the words DRAWN, NOT DEPOSITED are printed across the artwork itself so that it stays true wherever the picture ends up.
  5. Any $UNI a holder ever receives would arrive on Solana as an SPL token. It is not the Ethereum ERC-20, it carries no Uniswap governance rights, and it is no claim on the Uniswap protocol, its fees or its treasury.
  6. Not affiliated with, endorsed by, or introduced to Uniswap, Uniswap Labs or the Uniswap Foundation. Uniswap has never heard of us and would prefer to keep it that way. Pairing against a token needs nobody's permission, and grants nothing in return.
  7. Do your own research. Then a bit more. Then decide whether you are HORN/UNI, or not HORN/UNI yet.
The HORN/UNI badge: a woman with a unicorn horn and candlestick-chart sunglasses, ringed in neon pink.

Nothing to buy.
Everything to follow.

It launches when it launches, and it gets said on X first. Same degen. Different UNI.

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